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Greetings!

Here is MY take on the Re-Casting of Old TV Shows Idea:

the Brady Bunch with RT Characters!

Mike (Dad) Brady: Adm. Gloval
Carol (Mom) Brady: The Regis
Greg (Oldest Boy): Roy Folker
Peter (Middle Boy): Exadore (Micronized!)
Bobby (Youngest Boy): Rick
Marsha (Oldest Girl): Azonia (Micronized!)
Jan (Middle Girl): Lisa
Cindy (Youngest Girl): Minmae
Alice: Grell (Micronized & in Drag !)
Tiger, the Dog: Random (Rabid?) Pollinator
Sam the Butcher: Lancer (disguised as a man)
Cousin Oliver: Khyron (Because nobody liked him either)
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...

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Could be worse....

The 15th aboard the Robotech Masters' mothership.
Sean: "I think we're surrounded, guys...."
Indeed, dozens of armored Tirolian Terminators are popping up all around them....and they're all wearing wrestling mask patterns on their helmets...
Angelo: "Oh great....they're masked wrestling fans..."
Louie: "This is going to hurt, isn't it?"
Bowie: "...Yep..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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GaredBattlespike wrote:Greetings!

Here is MY take on the Re-Casting of Old TV Shows Idea:

the Brady Bunch with RT Characters!

Mike (Dad) Brady: Adm. Gloval
Carol (Mom) Brady: The Regis
Greg (Oldest Boy): Roy Folker
Peter (Middle Boy): Exadore (Micronized!)
Bobby (Youngest Boy): Rick
Marsha (Oldest Girl): Azonia (Micronized!)
Jan (Middle Girl): Lisa
Cindy (Youngest Girl): Minmae
Alice: Grell (Micronized & in Drag !)
Tiger, the Dog: Random (Rabid?) Pollinator
Sam the Butcher: Lancer (disguised as a man)
Cousin Oliver: Khyron (Because nobody liked him either)


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Could be worse....

The 15th aboard the Robotech Masters' mothership.
Sean: "I think we're surrounded, guys...."
Indeed, dozens of armored Tirolian Terminators are popping up all around them....and they're all wearing wrestling mask patterns on their helmets...
Angelo: "Oh great....they're masked wrestling fans..."
Louie: "This is going to hurt, isn't it?"
Bowie: "...Yep..."


:lol:
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Dana and Zor burst in on the Robotech Masters.
Robotech Master: "Oh it is ON, meatball!"
All three of them rip off their robes to reveal wrestling leotards on underneath.
"ARGGGHH!!"
:shock: :shock:
A minute later, Dana and Zor have been tagteamed, Zor getting his face repeatedly rammed into a turnbuckle that's somehow appeared in the command chamber, while geting his leg twisted up behind his ear. Dana's still in shock from seeing three nearly bald old guys in spandex...
Dana: "...that is so wrong..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Dana and Zor burst in on the Robotech Masters.
Robotech Master: "Oh it is ON, meatball!"
All three of them rip off their robes to reveal wrestling leotards on underneath.
"ARGGGHH!!"
:shock: :shock:
A minute later, Dana and Zor have been tagteamed, Zor getting his face repeatedly rammed into a turnbuckle that's somehow appeared in the command chamber, while geting his leg twisted up behind his ear. Dana's still in shock from seeing three nearly bald old guys in spandex...
Dana: "...that is so wrong..."


:lol: :lol:
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"Gee, Dana, why don't you help Zor out? As I recall, you and Marie used to be pretty deadly in the wrestling ring at the Academy.."
"I can't. It's just not the same."
"Ah! Right! Okay, I'll get the jello..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:"Gee, Dana, why don't you help Zor out? As I recall, you and Marie used to be pretty deadly in the wrestling ring at the Academy.."
"I can't. It's just not the same."
"Ah! Right! Okay, I'll get the jello..."


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Dante: "Never mind. I'l get the Jello shots...after THAT image, I need a few stiff drinks to calm me down."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Dante: "Never mind. I'l get the Jello shots...after THAT image, I need a few stiff drinks to calm me down."


:lol:
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Okay...let's see...
Satin sheets on bed...
Curtains drawn...
Phone disconnected...
Lights off..
Candles lit...
Champagne poured into flutes...
Clothes all off...
Perfume on...
Just a touch of baby oil..
Rick comes home off-duty right about...

*Click*
Now.
Showtime.

"Well hellooooo soldieerrrr..."
:eek: "EEP!"
:shock: "WHAT?! -VANESSA-?!"
:eek: "LISA?!"
:shock: "WhAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"WHAT ARE -YOU-ah..." :oops:
"You first! Where's Rick?!"
"Got held up at the base! Something came up last minute and he sent me over with his passkey to his apartment to get a file he left here!"
"File?"
"He said he left it on his bookshelf!"
"Ah...THAT file? Over there?"
"Yes. THAT file. The blue folder."
"Uhm...here it is."
"Ah, Lisa, aren't you supposed to be offduty?"
:oops: "I was...I mean, I am...Vanessa?"
"Yes?"
"Not. One. Word. Of. This. To. Anybody."
"Understood."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Okay...let's see...
Satin sheets on bed...
Curtains drawn...
Phone disconnected...
Lights off..
Candles lit...
Champagne poured into flutes...
Clothes all off...
Perfume on...
Just a touch of baby oil..
Rick comes home off-duty right about...

*Click*
Now.
Showtime.

"Well hellooooo soldieerrrr..."
:eek: "EEP!"
:shock: "WHAT?! -VANESSA-?!"
:eek: "LISA?!"
:shock: "WhAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"WHAT ARE -YOU-ah..." :oops:
"You first! Where's Rick?!"
"Got held up at the base! Something came up last minute and he sent me over with his passkey to his apartment to get a file he left here!"
"File?"
"He said he left it on his bookshelf!"
"Ah...THAT file? Over there?"
"Yes. THAT file. The blue folder."
"Uhm...here it is."
"Ah, Lisa, aren't you supposed to be offduty?"
:oops: "I was...I mean, I am...Vanessa?"
"Yes?"
"Not. One. Word. Of. This. To. Anybody."
"Understood."


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Be grateful it was a Bridge Bunny who came over....

"Corporal Tolliver, care to explain to me why you're loudly doing algebra problems backwards in Latin?"
"Can't explain, sir!! Must forget!...or else I'm in Siberia! She promised! Flames shooting out eyes!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Be grateful it was a Bridge Bunny who came over....

"Corporal Tolliver, care to explain to me why you're loudly doing algebra problems backwards in Latin?"
"Can't explain, sir!! Must forget!...or else I'm in Siberia! She promised! Flames shooting out eyes!"


At the mention of Bridge Bunnies, I'm suddenly getting this mental image.

"Kyron awoke groggily, he was sure he was going to die in that collision. Yet here he was naked, micronized and tied to a bed. In the dim candlelight of the room he could just make out the short redhead slipping into a red leather outfit."

Kyron: "What is the meaning of this Micronian!!! You Dare do this to the Mighty Kyron!!!"

Sammy Porter: "Quiet You!!! [snaps a whip right above Kyrons face] Lisa's got Rick, Vanessa had Roy & Mira has Max..." [laughing maniacally] Now, [climbing on him holding a lit black candle] its finally MY TURN!!!"

The scene fades to black with Kyron's tortured screams and Sammy's insane laughter. (She REALLY needed a boyfriend)
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Sammy Porter: "The good thing about being declared dead? You don't have to go into work in the morning. That means we can stay in here allll ddddaaaayyyyyyyy..."
Khyron: (sweating) "......Oh $#!+......" :frazz:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Be grateful it was a Bridge Bunny who came over....

"Corporal Tolliver, care to explain to me why you're loudly doing algebra problems backwards in Latin?"
"Can't explain, sir!! Must forget!...or else I'm in Siberia! She promised! Flames shooting out eyes!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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taalismn wrote:Be grateful it was a Bridge Bunny who came over....

"Corporal Tolliver, care to explain to me why you're loudly doing algebra problems backwards in Latin?"
"Can't explain, sir!! Must forget!...or else I'm in Siberia! She promised! Flames shooting out eyes!"


At the mention of Bridge Bunnies, I'm suddenly getting this mental image.

"Kyron awoke groggily, he was sure he was going to die in that collision. Yet here he was naked, micronized and tied to a bed. In the dim candlelight of the room he could just make out the short redhead slipping into a red leather outfit."

Kyron: "What is the meaning of this Micronian!!! You Dare do this to the Mighty Kyron!!!"

Sammy Porter: "Quiet You!!! [snaps a whip right above Kyrons face] Lisa's got Rick, Vanessa had Roy & Mira has Max..." [laughing maniacally] Now, [climbing on him holding a lit black candle] its finally MY TURN!!!"

The scene fades to black with Kyron's tortured screams and Sammy's insane laughter. (She REALLY needed a boyfriend)


:lol: :lol: Don't the Bridge Bunnies have the 3 spies?

taalismn wrote:Sammy Porter: "The good thing about being declared dead? You don't have to go into work in the morning. That means we can stay in here allll ddddaaaayyyyyyyy..."
Khyron: (sweating) "......Oh $#!+......" :frazz:


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Khyron(on comm screen): "COMMANDER BREETAI! I must protest! You let the micronians escape! I HAD them and you allowed them to slip from our grasp! How dare you! The prize was ou-"
Breetai: "Your lack of faith disturbs me."
(Makes hand gesture. On the communications screen Khyron begins choking, turning pale and grasping at his throat)
:eek: "..*hackgaspthewweve!*..."!THUD!
(shot of Khyron's boots weakly kicking air as Grel looks on in shock :shock: , just before the communications link is cut)
Exedore: :roll: "You've just been waiting to do that, haven't you...?"
Breetai: "I spent twenty years of a Loop as a Sith. You bet I have."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Khyron(on comm screen): "COMMANDER BREETAI! I must protest! You let the micronians escape! I HAD them and you allowed them to slip from our grasp! How dare you! The prize was ou-"
Breetai: "Your lack of faith disturbs me."
(Makes hand gesture. On the communications screen Khyron begins choking, turning pale and grasping at his throat)
:eek: "..*hackgaspthewweve!*..."!THUD!
(shot of Khyron's boots weakly kicking air as Grel looks on in shock :shock: , just before the communications link is cut)
Exedore: :roll: "You've just been waiting to do that, haven't you...?"
Breetai: "I spent twenty years of a Loop as a Sith. You bet I have."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice, can just see what would happen if the Robotech Master's started giving Breetai a hard time.
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Alpha 11 wrote: :lol: :lol: Don't the Bridge Bunnies have the 3 spies?


Yeah but everyone treats Sammy like a kid. I figured that she's just the sort to have a repressed kinky side. Plus, I've been wanting to torture Kyron since I first saw the series. :mrgreen:
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Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Khyron(on comm screen): "COMMANDER BREETAI! I must protest! You let the micronians escape! I HAD them and you allowed them to slip from our grasp! How dare you! The prize was ou-"
Breetai: "Your lack of faith disturbs me."
(Makes hand gesture. On the communications screen Khyron begins choking, turning pale and grasping at his throat)
:eek: "..*hackgaspthewweve!*..."!THUD!
(shot of Khyron's boots weakly kicking air as Grel looks on in shock :shock: , just before the communications link is cut)
Exedore: :roll: "You've just been waiting to do that, haven't you...?"
Breetai: "I spent twenty years of a Loop as a Sith. You bet I have."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice, can just see what would happen if the Robotech Master's started giving Breetai a hard time.


Yeah, and then there's the giant light saber to consider...

(Rick, Max, and Ben bust onto Breetai's flagship)
Breetai:# "I give you one chance to surrender!"#
Rick: "NOT INTERESTED!"
Breetai: #"Very well."#
VEEERRRRRTTTTT
:shock: :shock: :shock: :eek:
Max: "...oh $#!+..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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oops, wrong thread...
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glitterboy2098 wrote:oops, wrong thread...


Yeah...don't you just hate that? When you burst into a thread wearing your clown suit, and everybody's standing around wearing formal black? Are you jump in wearing your target t-shirt and screaming 'surprise' and discover you're crashing the 'Quickdraw Paranoids Association' annual convention and gun show?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Khyron(on comm screen): "COMMANDER BREETAI! I must protest! You let the micronians escape! I HAD them and you allowed them to slip from our grasp! How dare you! The prize was ou-"
Breetai: "Your lack of faith disturbs me."
(Makes hand gesture. On the communications screen Khyron begins choking, turning pale and grasping at his throat)
:eek: "..*hackgaspthewweve!*..."!THUD!
(shot of Khyron's boots weakly kicking air as Grel looks on in shock :shock: , just before the communications link is cut)
Exedore: :roll: "You've just been waiting to do that, haven't you...?"
Breetai: "I spent twenty years of a Loop as a Sith. You bet I have."


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice, can just see what would happen if the Robotech Master's started giving Breetai a hard time.


Yeah, and then there's the giant light saber to consider...

(Rick, Max, and Ben bust onto Breetai's flagship)
Breetai:# "I give you one chance to surrender!"#
Rick: "NOT INTERESTED!"
Breetai: #"Very well."#
VEEERRRRRTTTTT
:shock: :shock: :shock: :eek:
Max: "...oh $#!+..."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:oops, wrong thread...


Yeah...don't you just hate that? When you burst into a thread wearing your clown suit, and everybody's standing around wearing formal black? Are you jump in wearing your target t-shirt and screaming 'surprise' and discover you're crashing the 'Quickdraw Paranoids Association' annual convention and gun show?


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Six Reasons Why the QF-3000 Ghost Hasn't Replaced Manned Veritechs:

1)(Swiveling red light in the front of the drone) " By Your Command! Ex-TER-MiNATE! Ex-TER-MiNATE!"

2) #"We work twice as hard as you fleshies, we don't sleep, and we do all the rotten jobs! You'll pay us three times normal hazard pay or WE'RE ON STRIKE!"#

3) "Oh damn! This is the FIFTH time the damn things have flown off course and blitzed the offices of 'Harmony Gold' THIS WEEK! Either find the bug in the things or pull them from the flight line!"

4) "Our nineth Ghost just made ace...problem is, like the others, it made it shooting down our own planes..."

5) "No, Sylvia, I don't want to know what you were doing in the Ghost hangar with no clothes on...But I do know that I'm getting rid of those damned things!"

6) #"I 'll REscue You, Minmei! Grab On as I Fly in!"# (Sound of supersonic aircraft crashing into and through building) #"You Didn't Grab on!"#(!BOOM!)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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3 other reasons the QF-3000 ghost hasn't replaced manned veritechs;

7) Two wings better than no wings. the glide test for the ghost brought a new definition to the term 'lawn dart'

8 ) the only off the shelf AI overlay available for variable drone fighters was program# S74RSCI234M. users reported it to be very aggresive..until battle was joined, and the drone performed tactical withdrawls from even the least dangerous opponents.

9) repeated requests by QF-3000 fighter drones to play "global thermonuclear war" resulted in scrapping of plans to deploy Tactical and Stragetic bomber variants.
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glitterboy2098 wrote:3 other reasons the QF-3000 ghost hasn't replaced manned veritechs;

7) Two wings better than no wings. the glide test for the ghost brought a new definition to the term 'lawn dart'

8 ) the only off the shelf AI overlay available for variable drone fighters was program# S74RSCI234M. users reported it to be very aggresive..until battle was joined, and the drone performed tactical withdrawls from even the least dangerous opponents.

9) repeated requests by QF-3000 fighter drones to play "global thermonuclear war" resulted in scrapping of plans to deploy Tactical and Stragetic bomber variants.



10: Everyone finally realized why, whenever the concept of an AI war machine was brought up, Corporal Harris would always say "Am I the only one to ever watch The Terminator?"
I know it is a little extreme to advocate the death penalty for stupidity...but can't we just remove all the warning labels and let nature take it's course???
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11.) Commander Fokker's late-night effort to see if the AIs 'had a pilot's true spirit'...Alcohol goes in the fuel tanks, NOT in the electronics bays....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Six Reasons Why the QF-3000 Ghost Hasn't Replaced Manned Veritechs:

1)(Swiveling red light in the front of the drone) " By Your Command! Ex-TER-MiNATE! Ex-TER-MiNATE!"

2) #"We work twice as hard as you fleshies, we don't sleep, and we do all the rotten jobs! You'll pay us three times normal hazard pay or WE'RE ON STRIKE!"#

3) "Oh damn! This is the FIFTH time the damn things have flown off course and blitzed the offices of 'Harmony Gold' THIS WEEK! Either find the bug in the things or pull them from the flight line!"

4) "Our nineth Ghost just made ace...problem is, like the others, it made it shooting down our own planes..."

5) "No, Sylvia, I don't want to know what you were doing in the Ghost hangar with no clothes on...But I do know that I'm getting rid of those damned things!"

6) #"I 'll REscue You, Minmei! Grab On as I Fly in!"# (Sound of supersonic aircraft crashing into and through building) #"You Didn't Grab on!"#(!BOOM!)


:lol: :lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:3 other reasons the QF-3000 ghost hasn't replaced manned veritechs;

7) Two wings better than no wings. the glide test for the ghost brought a new definition to the term 'lawn dart'

8 ) the only off the shelf AI overlay available for variable drone fighters was program# S74RSCI234M. users reported it to be very aggresive..until battle was joined, and the drone performed tactical withdrawls from even the least dangerous opponents.

9) repeated requests by QF-3000 fighter drones to play "global thermonuclear war" resulted in scrapping of plans to deploy Tactical and Stragetic bomber variants.


:lol: :lol:

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glitterboy2098 wrote:3 other reasons the QF-3000 ghost hasn't replaced manned veritechs;

7) Two wings better than no wings. the glide test for the ghost brought a new definition to the term 'lawn dart'

8 ) the only off the shelf AI overlay available for variable drone fighters was program# S74RSCI234M. users reported it to be very aggresive..until battle was joined, and the drone performed tactical withdrawls from even the least dangerous opponents.

9) repeated requests by QF-3000 fighter drones to play "global thermonuclear war" resulted in scrapping of plans to deploy Tactical and Stragetic bomber variants.



10: Everyone finally realized why, whenever the concept of an AI war machine was brought up, Corporal Harris would always say "Am I the only one to ever watch The Terminator?"


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Things You Won't See On The SDF-1 Bridge:

"It's Casual Monday!"

"It's Nudist Tuesday!"

"It's Smokin' Dope Day!"

"It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day!"
"TIMMY! NO! DON'T PUSH THAT BU-!"
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taalismn wrote:Things You Won't See On The SDF-1 Bridge:

"It's Casual Monday!"

"It's Nudist Tuesday!"

"It's Smokin' Dope Day!"

"It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day!"
"TIMMY! NO! DON'T PUSH THAT BU-!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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taalismn wrote:Things You Won't See On The SDF-1 Bridge:

"It's Casual Monday!"

"It's Nudist Tuesday!"

"It's Smokin' Dope Day!"

"It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day!"
"TIMMY! NO! DON'T PUSH THAT BU-!"


"It's Funny Hat Day!"

(Unless your the CO, then it's funny hat day EVERY DAY!) :lol:
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"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"
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taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


I knew that baggy of Protoculture spores would come in handy. :bandit:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


I knew that baggy of Protoculture spores would come in handy. :bandit:


"We're still trying to figure out if the bridge crew have all spontaneously mutated to acquire psychic powers...or if they're just all stoned out of their minds..."
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


I knew that baggy of Protoculture spores would come in handy. :bandit:


"We're still trying to figure out if the bridge crew have all spontaneously mutated to acquire psychic powers...or if they're just all stoned out of their minds..."

They would just awaken previously dormant psychic abilities, while they were stoned.
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Things You Won't See On The SDF-1 Bridge:

"It's Casual Monday!"

"It's Nudist Tuesday!"

"It's Smokin' Dope Day!"

"It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day!"
"TIMMY! NO! DON'T PUSH THAT BU-!"


"It's Funny Hat Day!"

(Unless your the CO, then it's funny hat day EVERY DAY!) :lol:


:lol: :roll:

taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


I knew that baggy of Protoculture spores would come in handy. :bandit:


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"It's LSD in the Coffee Day!"
"I don't recall signing off on thOh look! Where'd the Jesuit Squirrels come from?"


I knew that baggy of Protoculture spores would come in handy. :bandit:


"We're still trying to figure out if the bridge crew have all spontaneously mutated to acquire psychic powers...or if they're just all stoned out of their minds..."


:lol: :lol:
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More Things Not Wanting to Be Heard from the Bridge:

"'Hola! I, Senior Alexo D' la Bonzo, Ludicrous Mage Extradordinaire, do accept the surrender of this ship of fools, its bridge crew prisoners of mirth, in the name of the Exulted Three Lords of Comedy, Larry, Moe, and Curley!"
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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:More Things Not Wanting to Be Heard from the Bridge:

"'Hola! I, Senior Alexo D' la Bonzo, Ludicrous Mage Extradordinaire, do accept the surrender of this ship of fools, its bridge crew prisoners of mirth, in the name of the Exulted Three Lords of Comedy, Larry, Moe, and Curley!"


GYAGHICK! :shock: :eek: :?
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DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:More Things Not Wanting to Be Heard from the Bridge:

"'Hola! I, Senior Alexo D' la Bonzo, Ludicrous Mage Extradordinaire, do accept the surrender of this ship of fools, its bridge crew prisoners of mirth, in the name of the Exulted Three Lords of Comedy, Larry, Moe, and Curley!"


GYAGHICK! :shock: :eek: :?



Yes, greatly feared is the name Alexo D' la Bonzo; many a madman in a poistion of power, many a cold, calculating politician, ruthless power-monger, and bloodthirsty war-maker has met his end at the hands and quips of D'la Bonzo, he of the rapier-sharp wit, and the wit-sharp rapier. To die at his hands is not a dignified death, and it is more than death, it is Humiliation. History judges those who have fallen to D'la Bonzo not on the strength of their accomplishments in life, but where the banana was stuck in death, or what flavor the custard. Those who should fear D'la Bonzo may laugh at him, but those who truth know laugh the strained laugh of anxiety, not knowing when and where he will strike, only that it's going to be as undignified and humiliating as hell.
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Here's a scary thing:
Ludicrous Mages have none of the usual 'except robots and spaceships' restrictions on elective Piloting skills, and in fact get a +5% to selections.
So if a LM decided to sacrifice some other skills fro accessory skills like Pilot Related, they could learn to pilot Mecha/Robots and Power Armor.
Now imagine what a Robot, Mecha, or Power Armor customized for a Ludicrous Mage(especially if you permitted TechnoWizardry) would look and behave like.... :fool:

"Aw DAMN! Here comes that lunatic again in the paisley Veritech! I haven't finished scraping off the custard from his LAST attack! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
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Greetings!

More things you do not want to see from the SDF-1 Bridge:
#1) Gloval "It's not MY fault that there were no instructions for 'Uniform Optional Day' you should have been more clear! Now go get me a towel and a medic for poor Lisa! Claudia, stop laughing! I am not THAT old!"
Claudia "Yes you are, Sir! Here's a hankerchief."
Gloval "Claudia, I need a towel."
Cladudia "Not if you sit down, Sir."
_______________________________________________________________

#2) There are blood-slatters across the walls, and Sammy is sitting all alone with the well-used fire axe in hand saying "I TOLD them not to make 'fat jokes' this time of month...If they had just listened to me...Oh well, I guess I'll have to order up a new bridge crew-one that has girls LESS pretty than me!"
______________________________________________________________
#3) Khyron standing on the bridge, micronized, as he says to the girls "I really needed to come out sooner or later, so I thought that if you just gave me Gloval, I'd leave you alone-alright?" Claudia answers "Well, that WOULD mean promotion for the rest of us..." *Gloval tear-sweats, nosebleeds and faints*
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#4) Claudia is wearing only a Naughty Pirate-Queen outfit and has a multi-leash with Rick, Roy and a micronized Bretai as she orders the bridge bunnies "Arrrrgh! Fly the Jolly Rodgerette and let's plunder th' MEN!" Bridge bunnies "Yeah!!!!" "Aye-aye, Capt'n!" "I've been wating for this!"
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More things you do not want to see from the SDF-1 Bridge:


"Lang sez he quits."

"What's that ticking noi-"

"Of course this thing is perfectly safe! See, it still has the pin in i-oh $#!-"

"Don't worry, I have the safety on! My daddy used to twirl his submachine gun around like this all the ti--"

"Good god, LOOK at the SIZE of that cockroach...."

"Oh $#!+! He's not breathing! Whattawedo now?!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:

Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.

Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.

Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.

Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...

... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...
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SRoss wrote:At the mention of Bridge Bunnies, I'm suddenly getting this mental image.
"Kyron awoke groggily, he was sure he was going to die in that collision. Yet here he was naked, micronized and tied to a bed. In the dim candlelight of the room he could just make out the short redhead slipping into a red leather outfit."
Kyron: "What is the meaning of this Micronian!!! You Dare do this to the Mighty Kyron!!!"
Sammy Porter: "Quiet You!!! [snaps a whip right above Kyrons face] Lisa's got Rick, Vanessa had Roy & Mira has Max..." [laughing maniacally] Now, [climbing on him holding a lit black candle] its finally MY TURN!!!"
The scene fades to black with Kyron's tortured screams and Sammy's insane laughter. (She REALLY needed a boyfriend)

SRoss wrote:While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:
Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.
Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.
Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.
Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...
... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...


that would make Khyron her father... oh god, it all makes sense now...
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SRoss wrote:While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:

Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.

Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.

Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.

Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...

... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...

Oh...what a horrible "take your kid to work" sequence. :frust: :?
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glitterboy2098 wrote:
SRoss wrote:At the mention of Bridge Bunnies, I'm suddenly getting this mental image.
"Kyron awoke groggily, he was sure he was going to die in that collision. Yet here he was naked, micronized and tied to a bed. In the dim candlelight of the room he could just make out the short redhead slipping into a red leather outfit."
Kyron: "What is the meaning of this Micronian!!! You Dare do this to the Mighty Kyron!!!"
Sammy Porter: "Quiet You!!! [snaps a whip right above Kyrons face] Lisa's got Rick, Vanessa had Roy & Mira has Max..." [laughing maniacally] Now, [climbing on him holding a lit black candle] its finally MY TURN!!!"
The scene fades to black with Kyron's tortured screams and Sammy's insane laughter. (She REALLY needed a boyfriend)

SRoss wrote:While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:
Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.
Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.
Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.
Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...
... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...


that would make Khyron her father... oh god, it all makes sense now...


Rand: "That WOULD explain the itchy feeling I feel between my shoulder blades when I'm around Annie..."
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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That last one came out of the line after the possession was over, where Annie claimed to have had a dream where she married an Invid.
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SRoss wrote:That last one came out of the line after the possession was over, where Annie claimed to have had a dream where she married an Invid.



Helps explain Corg's 'Kill all humans' attitude too...
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taalismn wrote:More Things Not Wanting to Be Heard from the Bridge:

"'Hola! I, Senior Alexo D' la Bonzo, Ludicrous Mage Extradordinaire, do accept the surrender of this ship of fools, its bridge crew prisoners of mirth, in the name of the Exulted Three Lords of Comedy, Larry, Moe, and Curley!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:More Things Not Wanting to Be Heard from the Bridge:

"'Hola! I, Senior Alexo D' la Bonzo, Ludicrous Mage Extradordinaire, do accept the surrender of this ship of fools, its bridge crew prisoners of mirth, in the name of the Exulted Three Lords of Comedy, Larry, Moe, and Curley!"


GYAGHICK! :shock: :eek: :?



Yes, greatly feared is the name Alexo D' la Bonzo; many a madman in a poistion of power, many a cold, calculating politician, ruthless power-monger, and bloodthirsty war-maker has met his end at the hands and quips of D'la Bonzo, he of the rapier-sharp wit, and the wit-sharp rapier. To die at his hands is not a dignified death, and it is more than death, it is Humiliation. History judges those who have fallen to D'la Bonzo not on the strength of their accomplishments in life, but where the banana was stuck in death, or what flavor the custard. Those who should fear D'la Bonzo may laugh at him, but those who truth know laugh the strained laugh of anxiety, not knowing when and where he will strike, only that it's going to be as undignified and humiliating as hell.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Here's a scary thing:
Ludicrous Mages have none of the usual 'except robots and spaceships' restrictions on elective Piloting skills, and in fact get a +5% to selections.
So if a LM decided to sacrifice some other skills fro accessory skills like Pilot Related, they could learn to pilot Mecha/Robots and Power Armor.
Now imagine what a Robot, Mecha, or Power Armor customized for a Ludicrous Mage(especially if you permitted TechnoWizardry) would look and behave like.... :fool:

"Aw DAMN! Here comes that lunatic again in the paisley Veritech! I haven't finished scraping off the custard from his LAST attack! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!"


:lol:

GaredBattlespike wrote:Greetings!

More things you do not want to see from the SDF-1 Bridge:
#1) Gloval "It's not MY fault that there were no instructions for 'Uniform Optional Day' you should have been more clear! Now go get me a towel and a medic for poor Lisa! Claudia, stop laughing! I am not THAT old!"
Claudia "Yes you are, Sir! Here's a hankerchief."
Gloval "Claudia, I need a towel."
Cladudia "Not if you sit down, Sir."
_______________________________________________________________

#2) There are blood-slatters across the walls, and Sammy is sitting all alone with the well-used fire axe in hand saying "I TOLD them not to make 'fat jokes' this time of month...If they had just listened to me...Oh well, I guess I'll have to order up a new bridge crew-one that has girls LESS pretty than me!"
______________________________________________________________
#3) Khyron standing on the bridge, micronized, as he says to the girls "I really needed to come out sooner or later, so I thought that if you just gave me Gloval, I'd leave you alone-alright?" Claudia answers "Well, that WOULD mean promotion for the rest of us..." *Gloval tear-sweats, nosebleeds and faints*
______________________________________________________________
#4) Claudia is wearing only a Naughty Pirate-Queen outfit and has a multi-leash with Rick, Roy and a micronized Bretai as she orders the bridge bunnies "Arrrrgh! Fly the Jolly Rodgerette and let's plunder th' MEN!" Bridge bunnies "Yeah!!!!" "Aye-aye, Capt'n!" "I've been wating for this!"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:More things you do not want to see from the SDF-1 Bridge:


"Lang sez he quits."

"What's that ticking noi-"

"Of course this thing is perfectly safe! See, it still has the pin in i-oh $#!-"

"Don't worry, I have the safety on! My daddy used to twirl his submachine gun around like this all the ti--"

"Good god, LOOK at the SIZE of that cockroach...."

"Oh $#!+! He's not breathing! Whattawedo now?!"


:lol: :lol:
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SRoss wrote:While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:

Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.

Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.

Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.

Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...

... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...


:lol: :lol:

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SRoss wrote:At the mention of Bridge Bunnies, I'm suddenly getting this mental image.
"Kyron awoke groggily, he was sure he was going to die in that collision. Yet here he was naked, micronized and tied to a bed. In the dim candlelight of the room he could just make out the short redhead slipping into a red leather outfit."
Kyron: "What is the meaning of this Micronian!!! You Dare do this to the Mighty Kyron!!!"
Sammy Porter: "Quiet You!!! [snaps a whip right above Kyrons face] Lisa's got Rick, Vanessa had Roy & Mira has Max..." [laughing maniacally] Now, [climbing on him holding a lit black candle] its finally MY TURN!!!"
The scene fades to black with Kyron's tortured screams and Sammy's insane laughter. (She REALLY needed a boyfriend)

SRoss wrote:While sleeping in the Genisis Pit, Annie finds herself on the bridge of the SDF-1:
Sammy: (kneeling down to look at Annie earnestly) Now Annie, as your mother, you know I have your best interests at heart.
Annie looks confused as Sammy rises and indicates the doorway behined Annie.
Sammy: With that in mind, I've found you a husband.
Annie turns in time to see Corg enter the bridge...
... Cut to Possession scene in the Genisis Pit...


that would make Khyron her father... oh god, it all makes sense now...


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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

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Things Rand is No Longer Allowed to Do:
1) 'Check around back' when the womenfolk are bathing....
2) Make his famous 'skunk soup'.
3) Put a live bear in Scott's sleeping bag.
4) Use cobalt grenades to go fishing.
5) Teach Annie to use ANY firearm.
6) Do a Lancer imitation(in FULL makeup)
7) Do a Minmei imitation
8) Imitate ANY celebrity.
9) Boil napalm
10) Fiddle with the radio station settings in the Alpha Fighter
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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