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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:04 pm
by DhAkael
Search Shemarrian 'Progen'. Then get back to this thread. Until then, just nod & smile.
It hurts less that way.
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:29 pm
by taalismn
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
So do the human males bump the ugly egg or bump the Shemar and if it is the shemar and they then go use the egg thing doesn't that make the shemar the most advanced love doll and or bipedal armored sperm extraction and transport vehicles?
You know that gag with the woman giving birth and single-handedly folding, spindling, and mutilating the sperm donor, before dropping him to the floor as a bag of mush held together only by skin? The Shemarrians might just figure out a way to fake natural birth just to use that to get back at folks who call them 'love dolls'.
Nah, the actual process is more like a software compiler combined with a randomizer, linked to a really advanced 3D printer, only a lot more spooky sophisticated.
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:41 pm
by Zer0 Kay
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
So do the human males bump the ugly egg or bump the Shemar and if it is the shemar and they then go use the egg thing doesn't that make the shemar the most advanced love doll and or bipedal armored sperm extraction and transport vehicles?
You know that gag with the woman giving birth and single-handedly folding, spindling, and mutilating the sperm donor, before dropping him to the floor as a bag of mush held together only by skin? The Shemarrians might just figure out a way to fake natural birth just to use that to get back at folks who call them 'love dolls'.
Nah, the actual process is more like a software compiler combined with a randomizer, linked to a really advanced 3D printer, only a lot more spooky sophisticated.
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:05 pm
by taalismn
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:31 pm
by dreicunan
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
Clearly this process must be powered by Unobtanium.
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:41 pm
by Zer0 Kay
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Or are they gonkulator free
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:46 pm
by taalismn
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Or are they gonkulator free
Dude, they digitalized the rabbit in the gonkulator as usagiware.
Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:53 pm
by Zer0 Kay
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Or are they gonkulator free
Dude, they digitalized the rabbit in the gonkulator as usagiware.
Omg that's great stuff. Thanks for the laughs