Randomer Item Table, Dead Reign Edition

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51. On a body of a man in a baseball uniform you find a wooden bat with nails on the hitting end a 3 hollowed out baseball's filled with shrapnel and C-4 with jury rigged time detonators. They each do 1d6x10 to a ten foot radius.
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52. Two 16 oz. bottles of rubbing alcohol...
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51. You find a large heart shaped box of chocolates. Inside the box is filled with human hair and a catheter.
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bradshaw wrote:51. You find a large heart shaped box of chocolates. Inside the box is filled with human hair and a catheter.
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52. You find a box made of chocolate, inside it are human hearts... (maybe those mushrooms you recently had, weren't the sort you supposed to eat!)
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53. A glow in the dark fidget spinner.
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54. You find a fanny pack with a tourists wallet And an Altoid tin full of weed and one full oxytocin
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56. A small matchbox.
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57. A bloodied cord of wood... Is that a severed finger tip?
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58. A copy of Mad Magazine Halloween Edition 1991.
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59. A copy of Halloween the original movie with Jamie Lee Curtis... it is stuck in a zombies head buried a good two inches. You don't know if that is what killed it, but it isn't moving. Oh the disk is fine and still works with a few skips.
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60. a 3x powered flashlight, with strobe settings.
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61. A copy of Halloween (2018 version) with Jamie Lee Curtis... it is stuck in a zombies head buried a good two inches. You don't know if that is what killed it, but it isn't moving. Oh the disk is fine and still works with a few skips.
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well it's a good list but you skipped number 55 and duplicated number 59 with number 61
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