The All-Singing All-Dancing Morphus Table!

[BillionSix]

I'll start...

Roll d100:

01% Shoe: The Nightbane is a giant shoe that travels by hopping. It can manipulate objects with its shoelaces. 1-25%: Sneaker. +2d6 SDC. 26-50%: Stiletto. +1d6 SDC. Spike heel does +2d6 SDC damage. 51-75%: Steel toed boot. +3d6 SDC. 76-100%: Sandal. +2 Dex.

02% Ear of corn: The Nightbane is an ear of corn. It cannot move on it's own or manipulate objects, and must be carried around by friends, though it can use most talents.

03% Ridiculous mustache: The Nightbane has a ridiculous curled mustache that he can twirl menacingly. The Nightbane can extend the mustache to grab or move light objects, though not well enough to use as a weapon.

Any more?

Brian

[Jefffar]

04% Cream Pie. Nightbane becomes an enourmous cream pie that levitates and floats along at normal speed. Has special raming attack that does damage to the target and the Nightbane equal to the Nightbane's total remaining HP and SDC. Nightbane must then regenerate to full hitpoints before taking any other action.

[Nekira Sudacne]

This Reminds me of the Willy Wonka is a Nightlord game plot

[Prince Cherico]

This Reminds me of the Willy Wonka is a Nightlord game plot

We lost 5 of our best men to him

[Mike Taylor]

05% A Giant Booger: The Nightbane resembles an amorphous mass of dried mucus, dirt, nosehairs, and dried blood.

[Prince Cherico]

08% background music the charaters body plays background music
that changes with the emoitional state and situations the charaters in

[abe]

10% fireman
you look like a staritipical fireman & can fire a line of water for 2 ppe at a time!

[abe]

12%jetson
you look like one of the jetsons,not sure what powers you would get though.

[Stormseed]

06% Origami:

I first read that as something else entirely. I think we know where my mind is. *sigh*

[Jefffar]

13% Turn into Shrubbery: You turn into plants and control plants, plantspeak and mud balls.

Neat!

[Reddenedone]

15% Eternal Whoopie Cushion: Whenever the character leans against anything, sits, lays, or falls down, they make very rude noises indeed.

[abe]

16%visible man your body(insides,i.e.bones & organs are excempt)are invisible +3 to horror factor,not sure what else this form would give you though.

[BillionSix]

17% Form of..... KORN!!!

"That didn't help at all!"

"We know. It's just cool to do."


Brian

[abe]

18%poo!(of the winnie sub-veriaty)

[9voltkilowatt]

19%: Mob rules! You turn into a pack of 3D4 japanese school girls with the power to attract tentacle demons!

[Mike Taylor]

21% SHAVE THE WOOKIEE!!! You transform into LJ. This gives you a +1 to strike communist zombies (both ranged and HTH) and a +10% to all skill rolls involving operation of video equipment. Unfortunately, you are incredibly hairy from the waist down and tend to yell "Wolverines!" at odd moments. +2D6 to S.D.C. (the hair is quite thick) and +3 to Horror Factor because people think you're weird.

[Ziggurat the Eternal]

14%: A Herring

a "red herring" would be a better choice.

[abe]

23%a shnookie
you look like the stupedest thing possible to EVERYBODY( if they honestly don't think anything is stupid then they litteraly don't see anything,even if they can see the invisible)

[Neo]

24% Muppet - The character turns into a 3ft felt caricature of himself 01-50% voice is highpitched/cartoonish, at GMs discretion the character can roll 1D4 on any of the previous morphus tables.

[drewkitty ~..~]

26% Tap Dancing shoes: every step you take there is a tap no matter what you are walking on and no matter how lightly you put your foot down. +1d6 to kick attacks.

[BookWyrm]

27%: every time the character says "I don't know", he/she is suddenly flung upwards (with a corresponding deep-base sounding "PTWAAAAANNNGGG!") about 20ft + 1 ft per XP level and horizontally 20ft +1 ft per XP level, with the necessary force and speed to do so, despite the Morphus' weight restrictions. The character suffers no significant damage upon landing, just some minor embarrassment. If done indoors, the character impacts any obstruction (walls, ceiling, ect.) normally; hindrances such as lighting fixtures, glass windows or partitions break normally. Direction of the 'launching' is typically in the reverse of the direction the character is facing.
No questions about colors, the current 'quest' or the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden African nor European swallow is necessary.

[Jefffar]

28% Every time the character says "I don't know" a sudden deluge of green slime falls on the character and the immediate surroundings. Thsi deluge adds +1 to the characters Horror Factor and does not hinder them in any way other than leaving an obvious trace to where they have been and a trail of limy footprints which makes them easier to track. While coated in the slime (it can be washed off with water or allowed to dry into green gunk) the character is +4 on all attempts to escape a grappling proponent.

[Tor]

01% Shoe: The Nightbane is a giant shoe that travels by hopping. It can manipulate objects with its shoelaces. 1-25%: Sneaker. +2d6 SDC. 26-50%: Stiletto. +1d6 SDC. Spike heel does +2d6 SDC damage. 51-75%: Steel toed boot. +3d6 SDC. 76-100%: Sandal. +2 Dex.

Just like the Chinpokomon

[BillionSix]

Since it was randomly skipped...

25% - A silk top hat.

The Morphus is a top hat. If placed atop a pate, the body attached to the head in question turns into a large green frog in a tuxedo with a cane, whenever the word 'hello' is spoken, in any context, the person wearing the hat immediately begins dancing in one uniform direction, singing, 'Hello my darling, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaaaaaal'. +2 HF, +5 HF when causing a wearer to sing.

I see you took the "all singing all-dancing" part of the thread title quite literally.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Since it was randomly skipped...

25% - A silk top hat.

The Morphus is a top hat. If placed atop a pate, the body attached to the head in question turns into a large green frog in a tuxedo with a cane, whenever the word 'hello' is spoken, in any context, the person wearing the hat immediately begins dancing in one uniform direction, singing, 'Hello my darling, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaaaaaal'. +2 HF, +5 HF when causing a wearer to sing.

It was not randomly skipped.
If you look, there is double tap on 22%.

[drewkitty ~..~]

30% Dancing Guns

The Spawn has a pair of shiny "Six-Shooters" & belts that they can shoot at people's feet to make them dance. While using the "six-shooters" to 'making people dance" they will have seemingly infinite amount of "ammo", but not really shoot anything. Even though where they would of hit appear a a bullet hole. (Like how in old westerns the black hat cowboys will shoot at a guy's to make him dodge, "dance" away from the shots.) This can work like the faerie dance spell ability that keeps the subject dancing or it can drive the subject away. For this feature to do damage, it needs to be combined with some other feature, such as the weapon hand, that gives a damage rating.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Sorry, Had not realized you had actuly fixed your post. The brain was being lazy and didn't realize you had corrected your post, unlike many who do not edit their posts to fix them.

[drewkitty ~..~]

31% Chipindales outfit.

32% Playboy Bunny outfit

33% Pallyboy Bunny outfit (a BWW outfit w/a bunny ear helmet and a bunnytail.)

[Sir_Spirit]

08% background music the charaters body plays background music
that changes with the emoitional state and situations the charaters in

There is a 75%chance that any surprise attack will be ruined by the appropriate dramatic music warning the Nightbane.

31% Chipindales outfit.

32% Playboy Bunny outfit

33% Pallyboy Bunny outfit (a BWW outfit w/a bunny ear helmet and a bunnytail.)

34%Other chipindales outfit.

[drewkitty ~..~]

34%Other chipindales outfit.

You'd need a 1d4 sub table for those. Thou the question that popped into my head is would they get the fur also?

[Sir_Spirit]

34%Other chipindales outfit.

You'd need a 1d4 sub table for those. Thou the question that popped into my head is would they get the fur also?

You get the whole look.

[drewkitty ~..~]

34%Other chipindales outfit.

You'd need a 1d4 sub table for those. Thou the question that popped into my head is would they get the fur also?

You get the whole look.

...... A 6" tall chipmunk nightbane. *shakes head groaning* Might as well have a Mighty Mouse morphus.35%

[abe]

36%monkey style kung fu
you look like a monkey in a kung fu outfit!
you gain kung-fu appropriate to your level but ONLY when in morphus!

[BookWyrm]

37%- Nothing appears to happen. The character seems to NOT change from their Facade into their Morphus with any obvious indication. All normal Bonuses from changing still apply.

"OK, let's gear up, people."
(the other NightBanes transform, one seems to have missed the queue. After a short pause, they look back at their 'unchanged' companion.)
"Bill, you need to change before we go in."
"I did."
"No, you're still....you know, you."
"I changed. See?" (briefly manifests darkwhip) "I wish you guys would believe me just once."

[Nightmask]

37%- Nothing appears to happen. The character seems to NOT change from their Facade into their Morphus with any obvious indication. All normal Bonuses from changing still apply.

"OK, let's gear up, people."
(the other NightBanes transform, one seems to have missed the queue. After a short pause, they look back at their 'unchanged' companion.)
"Bill, you need to change before we go in."
"I did."
"No, you're still....you know, you."
"I changed. See?" (briefly manifests darkwhip) "I wish you guys would believe me just once."

Just out of curiosity why would you ever revert to your facade if you looked the same as your morphus?

[BillionSix]

37%- Nothing appears to happen. The character seems to NOT change from their Facade into their Morphus with any obvious indication. All normal Bonuses from changing still apply.

"OK, let's gear up, people."
(the other NightBanes transform, one seems to have missed the queue. After a short pause, they look back at their 'unchanged' companion.)
"Bill, you need to change before we go in."
"I did."
"No, you're still....you know, you."
"I changed. See?" (briefly manifests darkwhip) "I wish you guys would believe me just once."

Just out of curiosity why would you ever revert to your facade if you looked the same as your morphus?

I thought of something similar to that once. The character really only had Weapon Hand, which gave him the ability to turn his hand into a weapon at will. So, normal. The ultimate Ken doll.
And my thought was that he would never change back. Then I heard something about Hounds being able to track you more easily in your Morphus form. I don't remember if that is actually true....

[abe]

38%election booth!
basically you can make people vote on ANY subject(even & especially silly ones!)

[Jefffar]

38%election booth!
basically you can make people vote on ANY subject(even & especially silly ones!)

So many jokes about the lever, so many reasons I'd have to ban myself . . .


39% Vending Machine

[Jedrious]

40% Photo Booth

[abe]

38%election booth!
basically you can make people vote on ANY subject(even & especially silly ones!)

So many jokes about the lever, so many reasons I'd have to ban myself . . .

they have electronic versions now you know

[Jefffar]

38%election booth!
basically you can make people vote on ANY subject(even & especially silly ones!)

So many jokes about the lever, so many reasons I'd have to ban myself . . .

they have electronic versions now you know

I've heard . . . that actually makes the jokes all the worse . . .



41% Rockette Launcher - the character's Morphus features a bizarre weapon that fires explosive dancing girls. 2D4x10 damage to a 30 foot blast radius with a 1000 foot range.

[drewkitty ~..~]

I've heard . . . that actually makes the jokes all the worse . . .



41% Rockette Launcher - the character's Morphus features a bizarre weapon that fires explosive dancing girls. 2D4x10 damage to a 30 foot blast radius with a 1000 foot range.

This is a good one.

42% Reaver. Torn & bloody clothes, having scars and old cuts on their skin. The Bane's voice is very hard to understand. The most common trait that is paired with this, is a weapon hand. These weapons are also bloodied and dripping of blood when ever they are manifested.

[abe]

43%stinky sweat!
you smell horrible,basically you have a smell based horror factor of 14+1 per level!

[drewkitty ~..~]

38%election booth!
basically you can make people vote on ANY subject(even & especially silly ones!)

So many jokes about the lever, so many reasons I'd have to ban myself . . .


39% Vending Machine

A Petite Cole Vending machine?

[abe]

44%huge lips,just what it says it is.
you can crush enemies to death with your HUGE(12+24d3 inch)lips!

[Jefffar]

45% Teeth.

One or more non-traditional orifices on the characters body has teeth and can bite for 1D6 damage. Don't forget to floss between meals.

[BookWyrm]

37%- Nothing appears to happen. The character seems to NOT change from their Facade into their Morphus with any obvious indication. All normal Bonuses from changing still apply.

"OK, let's gear up, people."
(the other NightBanes transform, one seems to have missed the queue. After a short pause, they look back at their 'unchanged' companion.)
"Bill, you need to change before we go in."
"I did."
"No, you're still....you know, you."
"I changed. See?" (briefly manifests darkwhip) "I wish you guys would believe me just once."

Just out of curiosity why would you ever revert to your facade if you looked the same as your morphus?

Granted, but sometimes you need to go low-profile.

[BookWyrm]

46% - Photo-negative, color: The Morphus is the characters normal human look, but appears to have all their colors flipped (black becomes white, red becomes blue, ect.) Lighter neutral colors darken, while darker one lighten (dark tan becomes light grey, light grey darkens to dark tan/brown, ect.)

47% - Photo-Negative, Black & White/Sepia: as above, but the player looks like they just stepped out of an old black & white film or colored in a monotone of Sepia.

48% - Grainy: The Morphus is a simply overlay, making the player look like they are out of focus & blurry.

49% - It's Just a Jump To the Left / Then a Step to the Right; The Morphus makes the player appear either two feet to the left or the right of where they are actually standing, GM's call. It's not invisibility per se, simply the perception of the person being looked at is off-set.

50% - Not A Morning Person: The Morphus makes the player look like they had just gotten out of bed--rumpled clothing, disheveled hair (aka Bed-Head), mismatched shoes, ect. If wearing make-up, this appears to have been applied in a hurry, while moving on a bumpy road or by a randomly-sneezing Tammy Fae Baker.

[Ale Golem]

49% - It's Just a Jump To the Left / Then a Step to the Right; The Morphus makes the player appear either two feet to the left or the right of where they are actually standing, GM's call. It's not invisibility per se, simply the perception of the person being looked at is off-set.

What if the Nightspawn is in a doorway?

[drewkitty ~..~]

34%Other chipindales outfit.

You'd need a 1d4 sub table for those. Thou the question that popped into my head is would they get the fur also?

You get the whole look.

Found this while surfing the web.
http://cosplay-paradise.tumblr.com/image/44427588939