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SOUL FOR SALE
Late 20s, DWM seeks to sell his immortal soul for personal gain. Bachelors in History, teachers certification, some work towards masters in History (medieval religion a specialty). Basic understanding of magical principles and latent psychic powers. Bidding will start at phenomenal wealth, perfect health, and immense sexual prowess. Serious inquiries only. Please leave a message at 713-773-xxxx or soulforsale@xxxxxxx.xxx.
Late 20s, DWM seeks to sell his immortal soul for personal gain. Bachelors in History, teachers certification, some work towards masters in History (medieval religion a specialty). Basic understanding of magical principles and latent psychic powers. Bidding will start at phenomenal wealth, perfect health, and immense sexual prowess. Serious inquiries only. Please leave a message at 713-773-xxxx or soulforsale@xxxxxxx.xxx.
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what's this thread for?
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Nekira Sudacne wrote:what's this thread for?
Combination adventure hook and me just riffing on an idea that was spawned by the "Fun with Witchs" (sic) thread on PF.
Come on, picture running across this message on the Shadowboard, especially for altruistic types...
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MrNexx wrote:Nekira Sudacne wrote:what's this thread for?
Combination adventure hook and me just riffing on an idea that was spawned by the "Fun with Witchs" (sic) thread on PF.
Come on, picture running across this message on the Shadowboard, especially for altruistic types...
oh!
you could have explained it. for a moment I thought it was a real message you'd found you were relaying. after people selling their souls on E-bay it's possible
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Nah. I don't have time for more message boards.
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Wow, that's pretty awesome. I want to check it out more. Thanks for the link.
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MrNexx wrote:SOUL FOR SALE
Late 20s, DWM...
Dominate White Male?
Or?
And I am authorized to offer you power as a Mystically Bestowed, you get the major super ability of Immortality the minor super abillities of, say, Healing Factor(so you don't fatigue and can keeop going and going) and say Enlarge Body Parts?
If it's a virgin soul i can offer an upgrade to a megaMB.
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I've tried to sell my soul, but neither the original manufacturer nor the competition has met my asking price.
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I'll give you 37 cents, a button and some pocket lint.
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Sorry, my asking price is $10 million firm, plus other conditions and caveats, with a $500,000 penalty for breach of contract. My soul has hardly ever been used.
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Okay okay, I'll raise you a popsicle.
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